If you hear a slight “gobble-gobble” noise every time you look in the mirror, your ego may be telling you something. You could be saying, “Time you spent on an old platysmaplasty stain!” In layman’s terms, platimaplasty is a neck lift operation, a cosmetic procedure that tightens the skin on the neck and limits the turkey neck to history.
Yes, men also have turkey collars, although with the invention of the tie they can hide it more easily than women.
Let’s face it: Unless you have God-like genes or indulge in two hours of excruciating neck lift exercises every day, most of us have necks that start to sag, sag, and look less pleasant as we go. we grow old. Some people believe that women with turkey necks and relatively young faces have undergone facial plastic surgery; The sad thing is that our necks age at a much faster rate than the rest of us. And yes, men also have turkey collars, although with the invention of the tie they can hide it more easily than women.
All about having a platysmaplasty
If the swallowing is getting stronger each day, it may be time to consider surgery. While a platysmaplasty may seem scary, there is a reason – it is! A two to three hour operation in which the skin on the neck is tightened and excess meat is surgically removed, this procedure is performed under general anesthesia, for the most part, and involves at least one night in the hospital.
Your surgeon will make small cuts in the hairline, starting at the back and in front of the ears, and then tighten or shorten the muscles to make them appear tighter. It can also involve a bit of the old liposuction to make the jaw appear more chiseled. Some people choose a combined neck and face lift for an overall more youthful appearance, while others choose a brow lift or an eye lift as well.
Whichever you choose, the recovery period is not short and you may experience some swelling, bruising, and other unpleasant side effects for the first few weeks, during which time most people refrain from going to work. In fact, it can take up to six months for a full recovery to occur.
However, the vast majority of people who opt for a neck lift operation are happy with the result, although of course it varies depending on the age of the patient, the elasticity of the skin, etc. It rarely presents serious complications, although any surgery under general anesthesia carries its own risks. To minimize risks overall, look for a reputation and use one certified by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons or its equivalent.
Take it on the chin
One option for a traditional neck lift is a relatively new procedure simply called a (chin) sling. Made entirely of Gore-Tex plastic, it inserts under the skin from earlobe to earlobe. The nice part is that it is a permanent insert, and that the surgeon can tighten it, when necessary, to make the neck appear tighter as well, in a procedure that takes only about 20 minutes. So refills are relatively easy …
An article in the Archives of Plastic Surgery facial magazine gave the go-ahead to the sling, saying that 90 percent of patients who had it inserted into the neck for at least three years were happy with it. Of those that weren’t, two suffered infections and two needed to drain fluid from the area. The vast majority also said they would recommend the procedure to a friend. Never mind the days with a slack jaw, then!
Alternatives to surgery
If you want to get rid of your turkey neck without going under the knife, try these alternatives …
* The homeopathic “natural sculpting system” is advertised as a natural alternative to liposuction and promises to get rid of turkey necks in just a few treatments. A specially made gel and lotion is applied to a specially made cloth and then wrapped around the specific area. Voila, no more gobble gobble, or so the manufacturers claim …
* Although most plastic surgeons would say that having a turkey neck is generally due to genetics, some people swear that specific exercises can keep that old piece of bird at bay. Try to “war” regularly in the mirror, gargle with mouthwash for a minute or more at least twice a day, and / or do exercises that put your neck fully tense, then hold the position for up to ten minutes at a time.
* If you have a lot of wrinkles on your neck, you can consider Botox injections, which will relax the muscles and make the wrinkles appear less noticeable.
* Invest in lotions and potions to spread on your neck that stimulate collagen production.
* Thermage. This med-spa technique consists of heating deep layers of the skin where collagen is found, to stimulate its production and, therefore, improve the elasticity of the skin. Skin looks tight and pores look smaller, what more could you ask for?
* Smartlipo. This is used to reduce the appearance of a double chin and make the neck look more elegant. Both the neck and jowls are given a new, more contoured look as fat is melted and collagen is tightened with a fine fiber laser tool. Sometimes it is done in conjunction with Thermage for a two-pronged attack on the old bird.
If you decide that plastic surgery is your only option, remember that it rarely works miracles, and that you shouldn’t expect to go under the knife looking like Winston Churchill and wake up looking like Pamela Anderson. Realistic expectations are necessary when it comes to undertaking any type of cosmetic procedure, so discuss the procedure well in advance with your surgeon and understand in detail what you are doing.
If you don’t want a trade and no other alternative seems to roll back your turkey neck, remember that investing in a brightly colored turtleneck or scarf can do wonders. And if all else fails, you can always save money by buying that turkey next Thanksgiving …